GOOD -A Madison, WI Policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but wasn't getting many. Then he discovered the problem - a 12-year old boy was standing up the road with a hand painted sign, which read 'RADAR TRAP AHEAD' .The officer also found the boy had an accomplice who was a bit further down the road with a sign reading 'TIPS' and a bucket full of money. (And we used to just sell lemonade!)
BETTER -A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an automated radar post in La Crosse, WI . A $40 speeding ticket was included Being a wise guy, he sent the police department a picture of $40.. The police responded with another mailed photo of handcuffs.
BEST -A young woman was pulled over for speeding.. A Wisconsin State Trooper walked to her car window, flipping open his ticket book, she said, 'Ibet you are going to sell me a ticket to the State Trooper's Ball.’ He replied, ‘Wisconsin State Troopers don't have balls'. There was a momentof silence. He then closed his book, got back in his patrol car and left.
BETTER -A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an automated radar post in La Crosse, WI . A $40 speeding ticket was included Being a wise guy, he sent the police department a picture of $40.. The police responded with another mailed photo of handcuffs.
BEST -A young woman was pulled over for speeding.. A Wisconsin State Trooper walked to her car window, flipping open his ticket book, she said, 'Ibet you are going to sell me a ticket to the State Trooper's Ball.’ He replied, ‘Wisconsin State Troopers don't have balls'. There was a momentof silence. He then closed his book, got back in his patrol car and left.
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